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Some years ago I had a nervous Breakdown. Could not
sleep. Gave up my work in the office and had to
rest. The medicine I took seed to do no good until I
tried Nervine. A few bottles fixed me up fine.
I do not have any more trouble. I sleep all
night long.
David E. Elrod
Des Moines, Iowa |
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"Mother,
Mother, Mother, turn the hose on me!" sang little
Willie, as his mother was dressing him one morning.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"You've put my stocking on wrong
side out," he said. |
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"I don't like to say anything that might embarrass the
summer borders," said an old farmer to his new hired
man. "If I frown at you when we are at the table,
that means for you to quit eating."
"All right," replied the hired
man. "I don't like to say much myself. If I
frown back at you, that means I ain't goin' to stop." |
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Mr. V.: "Our George will be in the hospital a
long time."
Mrs. V.: "Why? Have you seen
the doctor?"
Mr. V.: "No, but I have seen his
nurse." |
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Judge: Why did you beat up this man?"
Prisoner: "Three years ago he told
me that I had better consult an alienist."
Judge: "Then why did you wait until
today to hit him?"
Prisoner: "This morning I happened
to find out what an alienist is!" |
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Boaster: "Yes, when I was in Africa a lion ran
across my path. I had no gun in my hand so I took a
pail of water and poured it over his head and he ran
away."
Bored Listener: "I can vouch for
that. I was in Africa at the time and the lion ran
into me and when I stroked his mane, it was still quite
damp." |
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Farmer: "Come on. I'll show you how to milk
a cow."
Novice: "Perhaps I'd better start on
a calf." |
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The Doctor said my nerves were a wreck and nothing seemed
to help me. I co uld not sleep, could not eat and
was generally all run down. My doctor finally
advinsed taking Nervine. After I had taken it only one day
I slept almost all night. I cannot praise
Nervine too highly.
Mrs. Preston
Ione, Ark |
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